my names shakira and my hips don't lie ~

so basically i just wanted to say a quick thing to fill you up on my life before i go into a rant kay .
so
um
well um
i went to a bieber concert
i met him
um
i got an a in history
for the first time
i illegally downloaded all one direction songs hahahah
um
ye ah
 
so YEAH OKAY
I JUST WANT TO SAY I KNEW THEY WERE GONNA BREAK UP AND NONE OF YOU DECIDED TO BELIEVE ME LIKE WHY THE FUC.K DID JUSTIN EVEN DECIDED TO MANTAIN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER IF SHE ADMITTED NOT TO SEE HERSELF BEING WITH HIM IN THE FUTURE AND I DONT GIVEA FUKC ABOUT SELENA BUT WHY THE FUC.K LIKE WHAT THE SHI.T IS THAT THING ON HER TWITTER LIKE SHE POSTED A JUSTIN PHOTO WITH BARBARA IN THE BACK LIKE WHY THE FUC.K WAS THAT WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SIGNAL AND IF THE RUMORS ARE TRUE THAT SHE WAS USING HIM FOR HER IMAGE ' as said on heat ' THEN KUDOS SELENA WHAT IMAGE LIKE THE FUC .K WHAT DID JUSTIN DO TO YOU ATTRACT FANS ??? UM THEY ARE ALL GONNA LEAVE WHEN YOOU BREAKUP CONGRATULATIONS . but tbh i knew they were gonna break up like celebrities don't last relationships and if SELENA DID CHEAT ON JUST NIGtHDGA THE FU.CK YOU SMOKING WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON IF JUSTIN IS THE PERFECT PERSON IN THE WORLD AND YOU HAD THE ABILITY TO DIVE DOWN ON THAT D. ICK WHY WOULD YOU CHEAT ON HIM IKEWKLSA ?
okay i personally don't believe thats true though because we have no proof and there is no fault in this like basically all thats said is that they broke up i didn't hear anything else ?? but bye i'm leaving its cold i don't know why i suddenly came on here it was sa tan i swear i was forced to do this okay bye

leaving muthafucas
suck my di~ck cause thats the last you getting of me
i'm moving to hollywood muthafucas gonna go ban.g me some louis tomlinson hmu.
jk kinda .
 
since nikki left like i have no reason to be on here lol
 
no but seriously i'm leaving
most of you are starting to be fakes tbh like nikki said , i know 2 people in particular lol
and then like 849823% of this site is taken up by anons man .
like TBH ANONS NO ONE CARES FOR YOU AND YOUR RELATIONSHIPS AND DRAMA L O L .
but um i'm 7322% done with this site .

 
but i will spend more then 700 % of my time on tumblr .
 
http://zaynwhoran.tumblr.com < boom
http://cunsumed.tumblr.com < bam
 
follow those accounts and we will be best friends till w~eed becomes legal in idk asia . excuse me if its already legal .
 
but oh i have a twitter ;https://twitter.com/c0nsumed BAM .
 
so um i am also 9043022p % done with one direction they ruin my lIFE UGH CAN THEY nOT .
no i love them
wait no i loathe them
jfc stop djwisawith my emotions gdjkw .
 
but farewell to everyone .
especially these people .
 
@nikkaroo i basically left because you left okay but i love you
@steffyboo I LOVE YOU TOO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ME AND YOU FOR LIFE BBY .
@enchanting-charming-ali gurl you dissapeared but you have my fb SO WE COULD HIT IT UP BUT THE PAST 9302 YEARS HAVE BEEN GREAT I LOVE YOU SM .
@makenzie-mcginty i love you bby i feel like we known eachother 5ever you were my best FOUR YEARSSSSSSSSS or one year idk tay swifty moment right there .
@heyitsandrea i love you bbby im gonna miss you sdlsklwko <333 ariana forever
@xoxo-becca NEVER FORGET THE FB RP LOVE YA 5 EVER OMG YOU WERE MY BFFFF~ .
@smileness i just love you a lot lexi okay me and you for life okay ejdlsk
um am i missing anyone idk i love most of everyone i follow kay .
if you wanna keep in contact with my fab as.s than you could follow me on twitter and tumblr or um idk ask for my number??? idk
 
ducues
wait how do you spell that idk
toodaloo

KDSUIWUWIKSS HOLY SHTI DXIDSKKS, LORD I WAS TALKING TO ALLIE ABOUT WHAT SOAP OPERAS OUR MOMS WATCHED AND I SAID THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES BUT SHIIREJEWIKS SDI REMEMBER THAT THERE WAS THIS CHANNEL CALLED GLOBAL OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND IF MY MOM WAS LAZY TO CHANGE THE CHANEL SHE WOULD JUST LIKE SKIM THROUGH THE CHANNELS AND SHE'D ALWAYS PASS THIS SKJHIREKIT AND ONE DAY SHE LIKE WAS SKIMMING THROUGH THE CHANNELS , AND SHE REMEMBERED LIKE THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES WASN'T ON SO SHE JUST LEFT THIS SHIT ON AND LEFT TO HER ROOM AND LIKE 10 YEAR OLD ME OR IDK I WAS MAYBE SEVEN OR NINE WALKED IN AND LIKE THERE WAS THIS SCENE WHERE LIKE IDK LUKE AND NOAH WERE LIKE KISSING AND I WAS TERRIFIED BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS PORN BUT THEN I STARTED WATCHING IT BECAUSE SOMETHING ABOUT THE POLICE HAPPENED AKJDSSS AND THEN I LOOKED UP THE SHOW ON GOOGLE AND OMG I SHIPPED LUKE AND NOAH LIKE THE TITANTIC AJKDMW SOMG ,THEY WERE LIKE THE KURT AND BLAINE OF MY FETUS YEARS UEIJK, AND i diDN'T LIKE THE SHOW THOUGH BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DRAMATIC LIKE NOT GOOD DRAMATIC BUT LIKE BAD DRAMATIC WHERE LIKE YOU FEEL LIKE ITS AN OLD EPISODE AND YEAH THE SHOW WAS LAME BUT STILL THEY WERE LIKE MY OTP BUT I ONLY WATCHED LIKE SEVEN EPISODES BECAUSE I FELT VIOLATED .I JUST WENT INTO A RAVEN MOMENT AND REMEMBERED THIS AND IDK I HAVE FEElingS

I JUST WATCHED SHES TJEHJ K,MAN AGain
MY FEELingS I CMMAJK,Mjnt I SHIPPED THEM SPOL=O HARD OMG VIOLA AND DUKE 5EVA LDL
OTP DSLKA.S
YOU CAN HATE ME ALL YOU WANT BUT IF YOU SAY YOU NEVER SHIPPED THEM YOU ARE A LIA R IODOLS .

ohmygod your face in that pic .
YOU'RE SO SMALL AND CutE AND OLSDSOI aWE .

possibly will make this but like /
you don't roleplay on tumblr
but it has to do with making a tumblr
 
PLOT WILL BE UP SOON OKAY

i wish i was enough for my cat
but no my cat just wants primadonna's
 

that bittch.
IGNORE MY UGLY FACE FOCUS ON MY HAIR
I STRAIGHTENED IT LITERALLY 10 MINUETS BEFORE THAT PICTURE
AIDSJOSD
AND IT BECOES WAVY LIKE 6.0 SECONDS LATER

999.9% sure that ill pick harry and RITA

stupid bitches
psth CANT HAVE A MUSIC VIDEO FOR LWWY LIKE F U C K YOU .
 

 
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